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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: acoolshark)
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights
(Source: rabioheab)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
